This is not your average home description - this is Patsy. She's down-home with coastal polish - polite, put-together, and fully capable of taking care of things. Patsy Lane gives country-coastal vibes, zero chaos, and no stinkin' HOA telling you how to live your life. She is unbothered, sun-kissed, and out here minding her own business. Tucked back off the road with a long, private driveway, she values her peace. She doesn't do headlights beaming through the windows or unsolicited opinions. She handled her responsibilities with a new roof in 2021. And yes - did we mention NO HOA?! Patsy does not ask for permission. She's independent. She's headstrong. She knows what she brings to the table. Inside, Patsy is bright, airy, and clearly in her glow-up era - brand-new LVP floors, tons of natural light, and a wide-open layout. There's room for all the activities! Patsy loves the outdoors too but hates being boxed in, so she gives you TWO decks instead of forcing you to choose. Morning coffee, sunset wine, grilling, stargazing - flexibility. Located close to Camp Lejeune and minutes from Swansboro - the ''Friendly City by the Sea'' with full Hallmark-movie energy, she keeps you near the coast without the chaos. Just far enough from the beach to stay affordable, relaxed, and refreshingly uncomplicated, Patsy isn't waiting around - book the showing before she's off the market and living her best life with someone else.