249 Coleridge, a circa-1896 Victorian corner-parcel condominium on Bernal's tree-lined Western Slope, has two bedrooms, one updated bathroom, garage parking, a approximately three hundred square foot deeded garden, and approximately one thousand square feet of living area. While 249 maintains its stately Victorian vibe, it has been updated so you can live your best life in one of the best and warmest neighborhoods in the City. Updates include a newer roof, updated bathroom and kitchen, and just-updated, luxurious and luminous lighting with smart-home Lutron controls along with floor refinishing, dual-pane windows, and a garden refresher. Detached on three sides, 249 reads larger than its footprint. Its approximately ten-and-a-half-foot ceilings, tall windows, original plaster medallions, restored flooring, and a long, bright entry hallway give it real presence and scale. Storage is generous; every closet is now LED-lit. The living room anchors around a preserved Victorian fireplace; its original carved wood and tilework set the room's color story. Above, a starburst pendant is part of the designer lighting that carries through the home and shines brightly out the windows. The kitchen update was intentional: a new externally vented gas range using the original brick chimney; soft-close cabinetry with matte design-grade hardware; a newly lit walk-in pantry; and a second pantry that could serve as in-unit laundry. Part of an informally run two-unit building built from old-growth redwood atop Bernal's bedrock. Depending on direction, it is a short walk to Bernal Village on Cortland or to Mission Street and its vitality. Restaurants, markets, coffee shops, and dog-friendly parks abound—Bernal Hill and Holly Park are minutes away. Little wonder about 249's ninety-six Walk Score as there is proximity to the J-Church MUNI (a few minutes' walk), the twenty-four line bus; tech shuttles; and Highway One-oh-one and Highway two-eighty.